SysBull - The System Administrator Excuse Generator is a great and funny way to come up with new and amusing system failures to tell clients or superiors.Excuses are generated from a wide array of IT buzzwords, and combinations can be picked at random, or manually refined if need be.A great tool for when on the move, SysBull allows you to:Copy excuse to clipboardSend excuse in SMSSend excuse in emailUpon load the application will generate an excuse for you, if you're not happy with that one you can generate a new excuse from one of the 284,135,040 possible combinations.